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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
8:12 pm
dad and mom have been gone all week, and that other person who lives here has been feeding me. she never feeds me enough. how can i keep my fighting weight up if i don't eat enough? i had to resort to eating my sister's food. luckily, she's a big wimp, so it wasn't a problem.

early this morning, i welcomed dad and mom back home by clawing and jumping on their heads. mom didn't like this, however, and locked me in the "basement" again. i was just trying to welcome them home! i'll try again in the morning.

Current Mood: hungry
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
10:09 pm
why am i locked in this room? where's my food? why isn't anyone answering my calls for food? i'm going to go scratch the big wooden thing with drawers. or, as dad says, draws.

Current Mood: mao
Thursday, August 26th, 2004
4:58 pm
I haven't been able to get to the computer for many days, I think. I'm not too good with time.

Speaking of time, is it dinner time yet? Where's dad?


Current Mood: grumpy
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
11:14 pm
dad is doing that funny thing to his mouth again, and mom is sitting around without her extra fur on. i was laying on floor pretending to be cute, but mom let me use her computer so i could write in my journal. dad doesn't let me use his much.

i think i was sick last night, i forgot to wake up mom, she slept all night long. i'm not sure what was wrong with me. but i got her good the night before.

my stupid adopted sister is still playing the goody-goody, she's getting all the love and affection. i think i'm going to go throw up in dad's slippers.



Current Mood: grumpy
Wednesday, July 30th, 2003
2:58 pm
Mom showed me how to do this...

is a Human-Sized Mecha-Dragon that leaves a Trail of Goo, can Regenerate, Screeches when Angry, spits Jets of Water, and has Black-and-White Stripes.

Strength: 3 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat ratso, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights ratso using

Those aren't stripes!!
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003
10:13 pm
my evil plan, part 724
Have kept the female of the two "owners" awake for days on end. She has resorted to confining me in a small space called a "laundry room" in the evenings. I have revised my original plan to dominate the domicile, for it seems there is activity afoot concerning a "new home".

While confined this evening I am going to destroy several pairs of her undergarments.


Kitties of the world unite against your oppressors!
Saturday, June 21st, 2003
7:35 pm
new picture
Dad always takes pics of me, Mao! I don't like it! He put this one up, so I better explain.

This is when my step-sister to be was being fed outside the house, and I ruled all rooms.

She's such a bitch.


12:31 am
why did mom hae to lock me in here again? at least i can sneak on dad's computer and write my journal.

Day 21,635

i am still being held captive, and am no longer allowed "outside". i must entertain myself by waking up the humans at odd hours of the morning and demanding food. this ploy has backfired, however, as i find myself locked in what the humans call the "laundry room." my damned step-sister is cozzying up to the humans however, chirping insanely. i think she's a spy.
Saturday, June 14th, 2003
12:15 am
i was laying on amyslay's suitcase, behaving myself for once, when mom snuck up on me and gave me medicine. i was so surprised it all went in my mouth before i could turn my head. damn her. i think i'll throw up in her shoes later.

where the hell is my dinner?

and why isn't anyone petting me?
Friday, June 13th, 2003
4:50 am
Mao! **If that flying beetle lands near me, I'm going to eat it**

Purr. **lying on dad's lap when he stares at that glowing white box with the funny key thingie is the best - he stays still for hours while he plays with that thing - click a click a click a clack**

Zzzzz.... **zzzzz...**

ratso p. catso
Thursday, June 12th, 2003
9:53 pm
well, my dad and my mom both have a livejournal, so they thought i should have one, too. my mom thought i should at any rate. i could care less. i'm just laying here, surveying my territory, but i thought that i should at least write something. wow, hey!

oh, excuse me, i had an urgent appointment in the other room. where was i?

oh yeah, writing something. i just got back from the horrible, stinky, smelly vet's office yesterday. i'm still trying to clean the stink out of my fur. my sister didn't recognize me, the stupid thing, and she's been hissing at me all day. silly git. i have to take medicine, which sucks, but i get to drool a lot after i take the medicine, which is okay.

now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nap.

Current Mood: bored
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